First Day in Scrubs

Jeff took pictures of me at 6am this morning before we both left for our respective hospitals (thus the overjoyed look on my face). I have waited a long time to wear scrubs and have come to the following conclusions:
1. They are as comfortable as they look.

2. They are even more comfortable when worn with Crocs.

3. They do not repel poo, emesis or any other bodily fluids. Maybe they should be scotch-guarded.

4. They are NOT figure flattering.

5. I will never, I repeat NEVER, wear scrubs with holiday themes. Remind me I say NEVER.