Wednesday, June 04, 2008

I can't freakin' breathe!!

I am being a baby right now. I have a cold and can't breathe through either one of my nostrils. My face hurts, my head aches, my ears are clogged up and I just want to sleep but I can't...cause I can't breathe and sleep requires that you actually have some involuntary oxygen exchange going on. The only thing that saved me last night were my 3 pillows and a finger full of Vick's VapoRub applied liberally to my upper lip. I even had to wake up to re-apply it once it all got wiped off when I blew my nose for the billionth time. Woe is me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You need to eat the vaporub silly!