I'm a decontaminator

It appears that the Department of Homeland Security is responsible for more than just taking our money every 18 months and giving us a piece of paper allowing us to bring our Lily in to the country and make her a US citizen (reference to our immigration approval process). They also do these neat disaster preparedness trainings like the one that I went to this week. My nursing school class went to this center in Anniston:
to become a different kind of marshmallow person (other than the ones we become in our white outfits for clinicals).

I am now officially ready to decontaminate you...consider yourself warned :).