Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I Love People...



...but some times they suck. And to memorialize that sentiment I bring you a couple of quotes from David Sedaris who I will be fortunate enough to see live with my dear bro in a few weeks...


“I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”


“Maybe I'll learn a trade. I've considered taxidermy. I always thought it was a shame you couldn't do that on people.”


Hee hee. That dude is fu-hu-unny.

1 comment:

BrookieCookie said...

That's awesome .. I wish I could be a taxidermist for a few people :) Ha ha! Thanks for your words of wisdom, you're never one of those people that make me feel like crap btw, so no worries!