The father of my child-to-be...

...is not so photogenic.

Of course, what kind of wife would take a picture of her husband trying out a mattress at Sam's? *Nice jorts, honey*

Or enjoying their very first s'more....before it could be chewed?

And what kind of wife would click the "take picture" button right as her husband, in a fit of anti-camera rage, shows his beanie weenees?

Why, me, of course.

P.S. You know I love you, right? ;)